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Having fun is what we do, so make a story that cracks you up.
Here I am, students at ________ School, Home of the Brave and _______! I am your school nurse, and my message today is how we must try harder to have a sanitary school and improve our health, so that we can earn awards in school assemblies for being ________.
HUH? Yes, we cater to a real live _______ that is our _______ mascot, so, you might believe that anything goes here, but get real, everybody!
OKAY! First of all, we have the choice of whether or not we wear ______s to school. If I had my way, we would wear only four basic items and they would be ______, ______, ______, and ______.
ALSO: Here at school, my biggest goal is for you to play at recess without touching anything, including the _______ , because it’s a dirty world out there.
HOW? That’s up to you to figure out. Think how _______ you will become if you can play at recess by using your intelligence and imagination. People will think you are ________!
NOW: School restrooms are a big, ________ problem. Every toilet stall has the word “_______!” written on the toilet paper dispenser. This is very scary for the youngest students. Also, there’s a legend that a _______ lives behind mirrors and can pop out and cause your hair to fall out and your _____ to look like it belongs on a _______.
WHAT ELSE? Classrooms have hidden dangers. An inspection proved that every kindergarten cubby had _______s living in them. First grade desks were crawling with _______s. Teachers’ desks all had _______s in the drawers. Cupboards in the office were overflowing with _______s.
FUNDRAISERS: Our school raised $ _______ selling _______s during the winter months. Those items were not safe and were recalled because they caused people’s ________s to wither up and fall on the ground. Our springtime fundraiser is going to be much more ________. We will sell ________s for only $_______ each, and this item is sure to work for people who like to _______.
CAFETERIA:. All the cafeteria food is safe to eat, but do NOT ask for a bite of a friend’s lunch. He could have breathed on it and poked it _____ times with his ______! Our cafeteria crew is filming you kids and the kids at the best-behaved table will all get the gift of a _______ from _______, and a coupon for a free _______. Good luck, and remember to be ______! “Bye” for now!”
— Marilynn Anderson is the author of “TEACH YOUR AUTISTIC CHILD TO READ — Cute Critters and Colors — Instructions and activities — Kid-Friendly Easy-to-Read Book 2,” set in eBook format, $2.99, sold at Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
